
nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:
omg Barbie you left the seat up
JESUS BARBIE.
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them!
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?
It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/
BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!
omg Barbie pink and brown really
you are supposed to be a fashion iconBarbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE
Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue
is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom
omg barbie, that lipstick shade doesnt NOT suit you
barbie get that food off the floor!
Okay I just saw this
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and I just went to google translate and laughed my ass off and then made this I don’t know if I’m sorry or notCRYING
#when castiel sees through the eyes of a human for the first time #and the world seems a much brighter place #so full of wonder and vivacity #that was when our angel was doomed to fall #not just for a human #but for the world too
so humans can’t outrun many animals over short distances, but we are really well adapted to traveling long distances. that means that for thousands of years, the human hunting strategy was to chase prey for hours on end, until the animal was too exhausted to run anymore and they could move in and kill it.
let’s just take a minute to appreciate how fucking terrifying that is.



