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Moriarty: Knock Knock
John: Who's there?
Moriarty: Nacho
John: Nacho who?
Moriarty: Nacho flatmate 'cause he's dead

erickripkes:

erickripkes:

sam winchester’s descent into the pit

wow this was A GOOD POST OMG

mago-is-freed:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:


omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.
Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 
Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??
hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!
what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown reallyyou are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

omg barbie, that lipstick shade doesnt NOT suit you

barbie get that food off the floor!

mago-is-freed:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!


what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

omg barbie, that lipstick shade doesnt NOT suit you

barbie get that food off the floor!

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holidan:

lowse:

Okay I just saw this
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and I just went to google translate and laughed my ass off and then made this I don’t know if I’m sorry or not 

CRYING

domofudgie:

casthehamburglar:

#when castiel sees through the eyes of a human for the first time #and the world seems a much brighter place #so full of wonder and vivacity #that was when our angel was doomed to fall #not just for a human #but for the world too 
teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song

Classic Rock: Everything You’ve Always Wanted To Know But Were Too Afraid To Ask

callmekitto:

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

callmekitto:

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

ghostsgifttogrinds:

so humans can’t outrun many animals over short distances, but we are really well adapted to traveling long distances. that means that for thousands of years, the human hunting strategy was to chase prey for hours on end, until the animal was too exhausted to run anymore and they could move in and kill it. 

let’s just take a minute to appreciate how fucking terrifying that is. 

santasfairytaleending:

this is adorable.

santasfairytaleending:

this is adorable.